Advice
So now I'm in trouble, and my wife says it's not her fault.
Their laundry ruins what would be a beautiful view.
Plus: My boyfriend's ex wants him to go on a cruise with her.
Plus: Our guests' child always seems to find the most obnoxious place to sit.
Plus: My mom keeps inviting my cheating ex-husband to family events.
Plus: I have no sympathy for people who let their voicemail fill up.
Plus: I'm looking for a job, and I can't navigate these online application sites.
Personally, I don't think I look "fantastic" in them.