Advice
I don't think it's fair that he won't be the flower boy.
I don't want to be rude, but this could turn out quite badly for me.
Yes, I'm "first out the door," but it's because I'm so efficient.
When she brought this child into our house, it was apparent what had been going on.
I feel awful about the whole thing, but I'm not at fault.
Plus: Am I right in telling my co-workers to cram it with walnuts, ugly?
Plus: How do I let the neighbor know there will never be playdates?